? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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