i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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