Sponge bath it is.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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