cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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