I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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