He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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