I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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