at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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