If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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