No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
there is puke in my bra ... again
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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