Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I've blown a few things in my day
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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