guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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