Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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i wish my penis had a tongue
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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