Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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