Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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