Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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