Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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