erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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