marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He better not be in your backpack
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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