This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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