That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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