The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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