And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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