? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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