it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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