am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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