Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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