Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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