My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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