we have pet lesbian snakes
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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