Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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