Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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