I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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