idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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