I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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