Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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