halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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