That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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