You don't have asthma, your pregnant
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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