Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Operation Purity has been aborted
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So. Much. Porn.
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