This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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