Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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