You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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