what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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