no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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