He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
My breasts were aching with rage.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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