My friends, they love my intelligence
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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