You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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