so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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