haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I love black thongs
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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