I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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