i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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