why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
50% drunk capacity currently
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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