THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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