i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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