you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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