i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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